It was absurdist fiction, not racism or hate

The primary mission of this site is compromised because some propellerhead at an unnamed censorship company can't distinguish between malice and the *extremely* ludicrous advice column for pirates.

For the reference of said censors, in the era of the naval empires, privateers and naval piracy, groups of men would ship out together for months or years at a stretch, and issues like dysentery, homophobia, and general hygiene were legitimate issues amongst the uneducated and barely literate lubbers often pressed (or 'Shanghaied') into service.

I'd exercise my free speech to tell you folk what I think of censorship, but for the moment you have the upperhand.

Enjoy it while it lasts. The revolution and justice always comes.